Plan 9 From Outer Space.

[Stewart]

Has anyone else seen this?

[Clunk]

Is it local?

[BUFF]

the B movie?

[Stewart]

the B movie?

Yes.

It is (unintentionally) the funniest movie ever.

Everyone must see this!

[kickstart 1]

You mean the old B&W film thats on Google ? Er think i will pass somehow !

[Stewart]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...56109656489183

Just watch it, its a classic.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

[MadduckUK]

he does go on...

[Agent]

Yeah, got it free with 'Destory all humans' on the Xbox when I got it from GAME ages ago.

Classic indeed

[JPreston]

That's brillinat, didn't know there were complete movies on google video like that.

Like 'Reefer Madness'

And Threads! Everyone should watch Threads, should be required vieweing in schools:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...90698427111488

[mcmiller]

i love the intro, awesome 'can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space' lol

[LunarJetman]

Ahhhh good old Ed Wood Jr. Most of his movies were so bad they were great. And this one ranks up there with the best of them.

[Stewart]

The script makes little sense, the acting is by far the worst I've ever seen, the special effects are surreal, the plot is laughable, and the entire production a farce. Probably the funniest movie I've ever seen though.

Some good quotes:

Lt. Harper: One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!

Gravedigger #1: You hear anything?
Gravedigger #2: Thought I did.
Gravedigger #1: Don't like hearing noises, especially when there ain't supposed to be any.
Gravedigger #2: Yeah, kinda spooky-like.
Gravedigger #1: Maybe we're getting old.
Gravedigger #2: Well, whatever it is, it's gone now.
Gravedigger #1: That's the best thing for us too, gone.
Gravedigger #2: Yeah, let's go.

Paula: You seem to still be up there somewhere.
Jeff: Maybe I am.
Paula: I don't think I've ever seen you in this mood before.
Jeff: I guess it's because I've never been in this mood before.

Soldier: Quite a sight, wasn't it Sir?
Col. Edwards: A sight I'd rather not be seeing.
Soldier: Are you worried about them, Sir?
Col. Edwards: Well, they must have a reason for their visits.
Soldier: Visits? Well that would indicate visitors! Are big guns the usual way of welcoming visitors?
Col. Edwards: We haven't always fired at them.
Soldier: Oh?
Col. Edwards: For a time we tried to contact them by radio, but no response. Then they attacked a town. A small town, I'll admit. But nevertheless a town of people. People who died.

Ruler: What plan will you follow now?
Eros: Plan 9. It's been absolutely impossible to work through these Earth creatures. Their soul is too controlled.
Ruler: Plan 9...ah yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long-distance electrodes shot into the pinion pituitary glands of recent dead. Have you attempted any of this plan as yet?
Eros: Yes Excellency.
Ruler: How successful has it been?
Eros: We have risen two so far. We shall be just as successful on more.

Paula: The saucers are up there. And the cemetery's out there. But I'll be locked up in there. Now off to your wild blue yonders.
Jeff: You promise you'll lock the doors immediately?
Paula: I promise. Besides, I'll be in bed before half an hour is gone, with your pillow beside me.
Jeff: My pillow?
Paula: Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you're away. Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it, then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore.

Lt. Harper: It was a saucer.
Poiliceman: A flying saucer?
Larry: What makes you say that?
Lt. Harper: You remember the noise we heard the other night?
Larry: We were knocked to the ground, how could I forget?
Lt. Harper: Exactly, but you're not remembering that sound.
Larry: There you're wrong, Lieutenant. I'm with the fact the sound is similar, but what about the blinding light?
Lt. Harper: Well haven't you heard? Many times a saucer hasn't had a glow, or a light of any kind for that matter.
Larry: That proves it.

Col. Edwards: This is the most fantastic story I've ever heard.
Jeff: And every word of it's true, too.
Col. Edwards: That's the fantastic part of it.

Eros: Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the Earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the Earth, back along the line of gasoline to can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source, and spread to every place that gasoline, or sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, Gentlemen, and you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here, and a chain reaction will occur, direct to the sun itself. And to all the planets that sunlight touches. To every planet in the universe. This why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner, or as it seems, you want it.
Lt. Harper: He's mad.

[g8ina]

Pure class, and one of my all time fave "sci fi" films

I particularly like the lighting effects (day to night and back again in one scene), and the change from Bela Lugosi (who died during the shooting of the film) to one of thew crew's wife's dentist as the "sad old man".

[Brucelles]

TBH I find it heavy going. I first watched it many years ago, stoned, and assumed that it was the cannabis that made it seem incomprehensible. Then I watched it in Iran (nothing else to do) with some drunken oil men, and found it awful. Then I watched it with my daughter, but we both got bored and started listening to music.

[Stewart]

You watched Plan 9 in Iran? Thats the most surreal experience possible!

Well done.

[kickstart 1]

Johnny Depp