I'm going on the new Space Craft Ship!

[Oakey]

You have emerged as one of the winners in the disbursement of the Kuwaiti fund to assist the individuals to set up their own private enterprise.
The Kuwaiti Fund Foundation, after meeting with the I.M.F ( International Monetary Fund ), on the 13th day of January 2003 mandated the body (I.M.F) to ultilize the fund appropriated to it from the " Help the Individual's Stand Fund ", from the Islamic replublic of Kuwait, and there after gave the body a one year ultimatum, to show evidence of the proceed of this same fund.
As the I.M .F. fails to meet up with the requirement of the The Kuwaiti Fund, the Foundation, therefore decided to withdraw this fund from the body and grant this fund to individuals winners in a random ballot system.
This also goes with the "Scientific Development Project Fund". This Scientific Project Fund was meant to encourage the Students, parents or Science lover to purshue Scientific projects, or encourage and contribute to developing Scientific Projects in their immidiate Society and Environments.
The" Help the Individual Stand Grant" was meant to assist the individuals esterblish on their own, and better their environment, and immidiate society, hence make life and the world a better place for man kind. You will be required to send us progress report on how much this fund has helped you in the next two years; for record purposes in our data base.
Though it is a non- repayable grant, you are obliged to use it appropriately, to help the society fight against Hunger, Starvation, Joblessness, Terrorism, il-legal occupation, and Poverty. And possibly grant such loans to individuals around you to also better their lifes.
In the strict selections of the winners of this grant, we collected e-mail addresses from different web sites of individuals and companies, turn this into a mechine, which consequently picked the different winners, and would- be benefficiaries of this fund.
In your response to this email, we will need your full Datas, to enable us keep tracks of the individual winners of this fund, so as to satisfy our ambition that the fund was used for the purpose, in which it was meant to be.
You have therefore, been granted a lum sum of Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars ( $ 750,000:00).
A greater portion of this Fund has been alocated for the purpose of man's exploration to the Moon and the world beyond, in co-orperation with The United States Government, of the Launching of the New Space Craft Ship.
You are adviced to contact the Director of our Europe Office, MR. KARIM ABDULAZEEZE for the disbursement, and remmittance of your fund.
Direct Line: 0031623055536. Email Address: kuwaiti_betterlife@yahoo.com


Jealous?

[Allen]

Well, then number rings, but I doubt that a corperation giving away that sort of money would use a Yahoo email address!!

Another SPAM message perhaps? Wants you to send of £25,000 before hand to get your $750,000?

Jealous? Me thinks not...

[Oakey]

Well I'm awaiting my reply

But hey, if I can go on the Space Craft Ship to the Moon, who am I to argue?

[Trash Man]

Whats a lum sum?

[Oakey]

More importantly, how did they turn random email addresses into 'a mechine'. Actually.... what's a mechine?

[Allen]

Whats a lum sum?

Replublic? Pershue? Immidiate? Esterblish? Il-legal? Benefficiaries?

Looks really well published for a Kuwaiti government body to me...

[Oakey]

I can tell you one thing, I won't be using my $750,000 to grant loans to people around me in order to better their 'lifes'.

[Allen]

Lemme guess, if we shoved a lump of coal up your arse, in 2 weeks we'd have a diamond, right?

[Oakey]

Oh, no, it's just that... $750,000 isn't exactly a lot of money. Don't worry, when the Nigerians contact me and give me the $40million, then I'll happily share it out.