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    Crazy Laws

    From the Beeb BBC NEWS | UK | UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws'

    The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as
    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

    3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

    4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

    5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

    6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

    7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

    8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

    9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

    10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)
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    Other bizarre foreign laws voted by those polled included:


    In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

    In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

    A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

    In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

    It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

    In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

    Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

    In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

    In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)
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    Re: Crazy Laws

    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27&#37

    With all these tax increases the MP's them selfs might die when they hear another government tax increase

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    I wonder how many of those are actual laws which you may find on the statute book and how many are just urban myths?

    In fact why not make some up now and get them on the list for next time - if you tell enough people it must be true!

    "Men over the age of 16 in Plymouth must bear arms at all times in case of pirate attack."
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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Quote Originally Posted by Vroomparrot View Post
    "Men over the age of 16 in Plymouth must bear arms at all times in case of pirate attack."
    quick - add it to wikipedia!
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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Quote Originally Posted by Vroomparrot View Post
    I wonder how many of those are actual laws which you may find on the statute book and how many are just urban myths?
    how exactly would you check that? can you get them in PDF format?

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5&#37
    life sentence for me ^^

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    quick - add it to wikipedia!
    Of course, and then people are bound to believe it. If I wasn't so inherently lazy I may just do it.


    Quote Originally Posted by UltraMagnus View Post
    how exactly would you check that? can you get them in PDF format?
    I have no idea.
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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Most sensible law ever:

    You must be an illegal immigrant, of all minorities, with no sense of morals, to live in the UK

    Sums the Government, I think

    Also: The penalty for being PC is something like Knighthood.

    Rock on UK!

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    I completely understand the one about murdering Jocks inside the city walls of York if they are carrying a bow and arrow. They all do it. "Hoots! Let gae doon tae York wi' oor bows n' arries and get slaughtered" they all say.

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Quote Originally Posted by Elyk View Post
    Most sensible law ever:

    You must be an illegal immigrant, of all minorities, with no sense of morals, to live in the UK

    Sums the Government, I think

    Also: The penalty for being PC is something like Knighthood.

    Rock on UK!
    Oh, aren't you a card....?

    Jim Davidson would be proud.

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Quote Originally Posted by schmunk View Post
    Oh, aren't you a card....?

    Jim Davidson would be proud.
    I agree with him

    Bernard Manning would be proud also

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    Hey hey hey, what does that mean?

    What's the deal with JD & BM?

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