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So, about 8 tonight, I decide to walk the dog around the local park. He's a pretty large Doberman, but as soft as anything at the moment, as he’s only 8 months.
Anyway, when I get there, there is some yobby little 14 year-old, racing around on a stolen moped. So, not wanting to risk the dog getting hit, I take him to a field past the park.
Anyway, on the way home through the park, the biker seems to have gone, and there are two blokes with torches. Turns out they are 'Street Wardens'. Both black, both about 6' 5" and built like brick 'out houses.'
Seriously, they made Lenox Lewis and Mike Tyson look like the Cheeky Girls.
We have a bit of a chat about the rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish using the park as a race-track, then we walk up the park entrance together, them going to their car, me going home. Now, because of the way the entrance is made, with a massive hedge blocking out the lamp-post, its pitch-black, then you take a few steps, and it’s lit.
This biker is now at the top of the park entrance, talking to one of his mates, parked up with the engine running. As he's talking, he turns around, see’s nothing, then turns back to his mate, say a few words, and looks towards the entrance... and see's me, with a big Doberman, and two massive, SAS-looking black geezers, walking towards him.
He rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish himself.
Went as white as a ghost, threw the moped on the floor, with the engine still running, and him and his mate, in a blind panic, sprinted off into the darkness.
Had a bit of a laugh about it when I got home. Must have come as a bit of a shock to him. He was probably expecting some silly Bobby on the beat.
Might make the little arse think twice before he comes back as well.
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Originally Posted by da_ging
