Avatar request

[santa claus]

Dear Sir

I would like to have an avatar. I feel I have no identity. I fear I will be dead before I post one squillion times to 'earn' an avatar. I feel castrated. I feel worthless. I feel naked. I feel ashamed. I feel the Government has lost my avatar on a disk. I feel persecuted for my faith and/or the lack of my faith. I feel noone takes an avatarless person very seriously. I am depressed. I feel I am nothing but a big fat roly poly ruddy faced useless git.

It's christmas. I'm bringing your presents - I would like an avatar. Pretty please.

love,

Santa Claus

[OV3RCLOCK3R]

You need 500 posts for an avatar.

[Saracen]

Well, seeing as it makes a change for me to be giving Santa a present .....



But this is a one-off especially for Santa, not an excuse for everyone to ask for one .... 'cos I've gone request-deaf.

But Santa ..... you do realise you took a bit of a chance. You said you wanted an avatar, but didn't put any restrictions on what avatar. My sense of humour has a nasty side and it nearly got exercised.

[Stoo]

bwahahaha

[0iD]

Cripes!

Saracen in seasonal Bending of Rules & Sense of Humour SHOCKER!!!1!

[Pyrii]

But Santa ..... you do realise you took a bit of a chance. You said you wanted an avatar, but didn't put any restrictions on what avatar. My sense of humour has a nasty side and it nearly got exercised.

I would've... Maybe that's just me

[pauldarkside]

Here we go ... just wait until frosty_the_snowman and easter_bunny start asking for their avatars

[MadduckUK]

i like the fact we have a santa on here, even if he is a bit feisty for a figment of the imagination

[santa claus]

Saracen, you are my hero. I feel honoured and humbled. THANK YOU .

[Pyrii]

I still have a LOOOOONG way to go before I can use my usual avatar.



I agree security is needed, but I dunno... every community has different rules for different reasons. I just live with them because of the community is worth it...

[santa claus]

Aww, don't feel so bad Pyrii, I can't change the avatar I've been given. But my santa is kinda cute.

Just think what Saracen could have done, eek!

[MadduckUK]

are you planning on hanging around after christmas santa or is it back to watching the elves for you?

[santa claus]

are you planning on hanging around after christmas santa or is it back to watching the elves for you?

I've been thinking about that. I was thinking how incongruous it might look if santa is here in Spring or Summer. It could even be traumatic for some. I also just have this one red suit and I shouldn't say this publicly, but I only have one pair of underpants with me too. The trouble is I like it here. What to do, what to do? This is harder than choosing between Rhydian and Leon

[godsdog]

What's wrong with Santa all year round? Every kidz dream. No rules Santa, stick around, be amusing in the middle of summer seeing Santa Claus posting. Specially with that avatar

[JK Ferret]

(some choppage...)

What's wrong with Santa?

In today's society, the thought of a fat old man (he must be...he's been going for a few years!), who loves children, and givesthem free toys regularly...

He must be a paedophile.

[godsdog]

(more choppage...)

In today's society

Stop right there.