UPS, what a bunch of...
We've got a number of HP 735 digital cameras in service; good little cameras, cheap and the quality's excellent. One malfunctioned, and was still under warranty. Phoned HP, "no problem, we'll have one with you on Friday". Package arrives and is signed for in reception by one of the receptionists. I get it dropped on my desk, and it feels a little, well, light. The cameras aren't heavy though, so I reckon it could be just me. I open one end, take the cardboard insert out - no camera inside. Phone HP, who say "take it up with UPS". In the course of the call, I note that the other end of the box has been ripped open and re-stuck. I phone UPS, explain the situation (i.e. some thieving sod has nicked our camera while it was in transit with UPS) and am told that someone will talk to me about it on Monday! . The probability is that one of their employees has stolen our camera, but their "loss control officer" won't contact me for 4 days. So much for good business practice.