Things you're glad you're not -

[Jay]

1. A drug user
   
2. Alone
   
3. Really really ugly
   
4. A sufferer of premature ejaculation
   
5. Stupid

The list goes on and on.....

[0iD]

Glad i'm not getting my chest waxed.......... again.

Did it over chrimbo for chariteee, it hurts...... a lot........

looked well odd

[MadduckUK]

Glad i'm not getting my chest waxed.......... again.

Did it over chrimbo for chariteee, it hurts...... a lot........

looked well odd

who's Charity, and why are you so under her thumb?

[0iD]

For parkinsons research & the mrs loves the chestwig, i've had to promise never to do it again. Thank god.

[autopilot]

Given that my partner is currently in the process of a very difficult slow labour (which will have to be painfully induced in the morning if it does not speed up) with our first child, right now as i type (just killing a couple of minutes on the net while she sorts a couple of things out)... FEMALE!!!!!

We are sooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky.

[Funkstar]

Hope it all goes well dude. Good luck!

[SiM]

Congrats autopilot

[pauldarkside]

Yep, congrats indeed autopilot

[Guy]

congratulations