By all means nick the idea, actually nick the entire post, but probably best you don't add a few of your own ideas.

You've made 2500 posts, and never said anything that was funny in any way, shape, or form. Therefore, any attempt by yourself to make it more funny will actually make it less funny.

See my post as an iPhone, and your clumsy, bumbling attempts to crudely crowbar in some of your own ideas, as a jammy fingered toddler. Best if you just keep away.

After all, its always easier to pretend to be funny than to actually be funny.

You know it makes sense.