A friend just pased this usefull info to me - YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE.
If someone looks a bit pale, they could be suffering from Bronchial Overlay of the Lower Lymphatic Overdosing Correction Kickback System.
If a friend looks a bit pale and compalins of feeling a BIT ILL, kick them repeatedly in the head until they stop twitching.
This could SAVE THEIR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEone
Please, save a life. DO NOT VERIFY THE INFORMATION IN THIS EMAIL WITH ANYONE MEDICAL AT ALL. Assume that since a friend sent it to you, everything in it MUST be completely correct. Send it to everyone you know and remember DONT CHECK THAT THIS IS MEDICALLY CORRECT BEFORE PASSING IT ON!!!!!!