The "Less is More" Challenge

[santa claus]

How profound, about anything, can you be in just one line? No linking. No quoting. Best one-liner wins.
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[Clunk]

I fell, therefore I dead.

[santa claus]

I pink, therefore I ham.

[Clunk]

I stink, therefore I hum.

[SiM]

Clunk debunked

[sammyc]

I Clunk, therefore I spam (someone's going to say it, may as well be me...)


Efficiency is allowing enough time to finish what you've st

[Funkstar]

Apathetic or apoplectic, you decide

[JK Ferret]

I Clunk, therefore I spam (someone's going to say it, may as well be me...)


Efficiency is allowing enough time to finish what you've st

Sigged

and

[sammyc]

Sigged

you know i'm so going to get pot, kettle & blacked for that...

[Clunk]

I Clunk, therefore I spam

[SiM]

you know i'm so going to get pot, kettle & blacked for that...

you racist bar steward

(that counts as a one liner too )

[mmh]

Let us not be led by fools..

[sammyc]

seriously, Santa, this is really hard - can't think of anything approaching profound or original. either i've no profound brain cells or there isn't anything that hasn't been said. can't even recall that many existing wise one-liners; all i can think of are proverbs, let alone what 'confucius, he say.' maybe you'd have to try this when you're feeling maudlin & philosophical, early hours or something... (by the way i did lol at yours but being vegetarian i can't really admit to it..)

[santa claus]

It's meant to be hard (ooer missus) I think it's going great.

[Steve]

If I wrap this text in <code> tags then I undermine the whole process, because I can write as much as I like on a single line, due to the fact that wrapping is turned off and instead a scroll bar appears, unless some loon turns off horizontal scrolling for the particular style that's been used, but who'd do that? Anyway, my name is Steve and I'm an antagonist.

[grayg1]

zomg you cheat!

hax!