Problem with parking - someone in my spot

[mmh]

Good idea. But I think more evidence than "Its my parking space" is need for the locksmith to do that...

Ive been there when a locksmiths got into a car for a girl, and he didnt ask for any id... particularly as it was inside the car...

why are u locked out? simple, u lose ur last key, you dont have a spare... simple.

[Sinizter]

Is it a modern car that looks like it may have ana alarm ?? If so then give the thing a kick and set the alarm off, see the owner emeerge to turn his alarm off, tell him to move his car or you'll get the boys round

Its down in the basement and very unlikely to be heard above the ground floor. Kicking it will be on CCTV and might lead to problems.

Its a bloody Vauxhall Vectra or something - probably not worth having an alarm in.

[matty-hodgson]

smash a window and accidently drop a lit object in..

then sit by it with some deck-chairs and marshmallows

[Sinizter]

smash a window and accidently drop a lit object in..

then sit by it with some deck-chairs and marshmallows

I do want to do it ... Really want to do it.

[Disturbedguy]

Or try and find a friend of a friend or whatever with a tow truck and tow it out of the way.
Then park your car in the space.

[Behemoth]

Its down in the basement and very unlikely to be heard above the ground floor. Kicking it will be on CCTV and might lead to problems.

Its a bloody Vauxhall Vectra or something - probably not worth having an alarm in.

I own a Vectra, careful matey

[Grm]

Park your car behind his. if he wants to park in your space, carry on parking where you normally do, just a little bit over the line.

[Agent]

Lads - by all means, have a laugh and a joke, but keep it legal
Suggestions about how to break into someone's car via using a locksmith are getting a bit close to the line.

[SiM]

Lads - by all means, have a laugh and a joke, but keep it legal
Suggestions about how to break into someone's car via using a locksmith are getting a bit close to the line.

So I can't make a thread for marijuana growing tips?

[schmunk]

When I was at sixth-form there was a girl called Jacqui who drove a mini. A couple of times a week about four of us would pick it up and move it into amusing places whilst someone kept her talking upstairs. Happy days, though probably not so much for her.

Pah! Call that lifting a car? This is a knife! Sorry, this is lifting a car...!

[Workaholic]

Call the police and say there is an abandoned car?

They will then contact the owner of the car and then if get no answer remove it?

Usually they can only do something e.g. move it (off a street) or its been abandoned for >3 months.
Same thing happened on a street kerb outside a friends house and the police refused to do anything till 3 months later...

[SiM]

Usually they can only do something e.g. move it (off a street) or its been abandoned for >3 months.
Same thing happened on a street kerb outside a friends house and the police refused to do anything till 3 months later...

What if you tell them that you have seen some chav's eyeing it as a target?

[matty-hodgson]

What if you tell them that you have seen some chav's eyeing it as a target?

they'd probably go and lay out some cones and barriers to 'prevent' them getting close enough to the car..

[Sinizter]

So I take it that there isnt really much I can do ?

Maybe I could sue him for preventing me from enjoying my property and its full use, but that will probably be more hassle than its worth.

[kopite]

If the notes are getting taken and ignored then unless the Building owners are willing to help there isnt much that can be done

YA could try finding the address of the owner then knocking on the door and talking to them. Might work but if they are the type to park in your space and ignor your notes it likely that they`ll be likely to tell you to do one.

[Blitzen]

What i would do is leave a note on his windscreen clearly stating that if he parked in my space again, i would hunt him down like the ignorant chump he is, and set fire to him and his family.

That should do the trick.