Alicia Keys. Officially Mental.

[Agent]

That would just be too easy.

[nichomach]

Is she a scientologist yet?

Nah, she's not quite far gone enough to peg the

yet...

[bigblue]

I hope you're not referring to that "I'd rather my children die than a white person buy my album" lie.

Because it's a lie.

Nope, because I hadn't heard of it 'til now Just what I've read in a few articles and sites, and what Wyclef Jean has being saying in various places.

If you read reviews of her latest appearances, she seems madder than a bag of cats. She also has the look of madness, unlike Keys. Bag lady would be flattering.