Rofl, i can believe that because i have seen similar incidents myself
"I have never been in an accident deary but i have seen plenty in my rear view mirror"
If old people cant be trusted not to just randomly stop at the top of an escalator, then scowl as crowds of non-brain deads are inadvertently pushed into them, how can they be trusted to drive cars
The number of times i have been driving down a country lane and seen a car driven by a brain dead coffin dodger, who is usually accompanied by an equally demented passenger, just randomly stand on their breaks for no reason... unbelievable. I have learnt to triple the usual safe stopping distance when the car in front is being driven your average gardent centre visitor.
On the off chance that there any old people reading this, fyi you need not slow down in a 60 limit to 25mph in anticipation of a garden centre turn off when it is still 4 miles away