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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    what if it turned out that the cake was a lie?
    that would be SO APPROPRIATE
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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    what if it turned out that the cake was a lie?
    Hell hath no fury...

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    For all this huffing and puffing i've never seen a tigerrai scorned

    I'll turn up to witness the awesome destruction power hehe

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by TiG View Post
    For all this huffing and puffing i've never seen a tigerrai scorned

    I'll turn up to witness the awesome destruction power hehe

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    Doesn't happen often, but when it does... better find that bunker.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    better find that bunker.
    euphemism?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    And how do you envisage that we trick the hot girls into turning up?
    Give every female visitor the following in a goody bag

    Scented Candles
    A voucher from a Free massage
    A voucher for a free foot rub
    A voucher for a pampering session.
    2 free bottles of Wine.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Give every female visitor the following in a goody bag

    Scented Candles
    A voucher from a Free massage
    A voucher for a free foot rub
    A voucher for a pampering session.
    2 free bottles of Wine.
    you could just hand vouchers out for that yourself, pure cheese chatup stylee
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Also the My Geek is better than your Geek competition ...

    Hey all those hot girls were round Mr Fantastic in Rise of the Silver Surfer

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    i shall therefore change my name to Mr. Awesomeness. i can see no problems with this plan
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Also you will have to get exposed to some Cosmic Energy so you can stretch.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stringent View Post
    Also the My Geek is better than your Geek competition ...
    I think we're onto something.

    The US did a reality show on it... maybe we could stage an event...

    The HEXUS.net annual beauty and the geek event.

    Chocolate fountains for the girls, consoles for the boys.


    In another life I was an events organiser...


    Just found this on urban dictionary:

    ................ Technical ...... Social
    Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
    ---------- ---------------- ------------
    Normie ......... No ............. Yes
    Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
    Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
    Dork ............ No .............. No

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    ................ Technical ...... Social
    Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
    ---------- ---------------- ------------
    Normie ......... No ............. Yes
    Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
    Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
    Dork ............ No .............. No
    hmm i think i fall into the geek category on that one

    Also i would so be up for a formal lan party.
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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    what exactly would a formal lan party involve though?!

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    what exactly would a formal lan party involve though?!
    Cheese and pineapple on sticks?
    Or maybe a polite warning before fragging someone?

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    Just found this on urban dictionary:

    ................ Technical ...... Social
    Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
    ---------- ---------------- ------------
    Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
    Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
    Um, that puts me as either a Gerd, Geed, Neek or Nerk. Think I'll have to be a Gerd, as I have social skills but I prefer not to be in a situation where I have to use them
    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

    0iD: Plus weeing in it every now & again does it good
    scaryjim: 10" is just a little large to hold comfortably in one hand, which makes it a lot harder to tap, swipe and generally interact with.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when...

    I prefer



    So so true
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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