"If you want something done, do it yourself"
"If it's too good to be true, it usually is"
"If you want to break bricks, use a hammer"
"If you want something done, do it yourself"
"If it's too good to be true, it usually is"
"If you want to break bricks, use a hammer"
"If is the middle word of life"
"Idle hands do the devil's work" .. I prefer: "Idle hands make light work"
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
JK Ferret (16-07-2008)
"After all is said and done, more is said than done."
-- Hexus Meets Rock! --
What doesn't kill you, makes you STRANGER
if i have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants
all who wander are not lost
Do as I say not as I do
It's always in the last place you look
Dont eat yellow snow
Man who pisses into wind sooner or later gets his own back
I swear I didn't know she was 3
"I'll be back." is still the greatest line ever said by a man....or cyborg.
"Hope for the best; prepare for the worst."
Can't remember exactly how the next saying goes, but the jist of it was:
"Recognise the things you can change and accept the things you can't."
Then there are RAFisms!
"It'll do a trip."
"Close enough for government work."
"That's life in a blue suit."
"It's the Air Force, not the Fair Force!"
One woman may be able to produce a baby in 9 months but that dopesn;t mean 9 women can produce 1 baby in 1 month.
"In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"
.... I don't actually agree with that... but Stephen Fry rewords it in the way only he can, in his autobiography:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always hurt me.
Bones mend and become actually stronger in the very place they were broken and where they have knitted up; mental wounds can grind and ooze for decades and be re-opened by the quietest whisper"
I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.
And on a more upbeat note....
"The road to great wine is littered with beer bottles"
"This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk" Jonathan Swift
I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.
Behind every fit woman there is a bloke who is bored of shagging her...
HEXUS FOLDING TEAM It's EASY
This thread get rapidly perverted from the moment Sim stepped onto it...
Maybe one should be..
"If you live 10 minutes on the internet without seeing dirty stuff, you need upgrades"
I guess we're expected to do quite wellOriginally Posted by Fortune117
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