Excellent Quote and Great Sayings

[Zak33]

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - william shakespear.

and

"To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference" - believe its known as the serenity prayer.

TiG

oh....TiG...I don't like the second one cos it's on too many people's living room/kitchen wall

[2Cold Scorpio]

"Anything that can go wrong, will."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance."

---Murphy's Law

[Guy]

'Always out numbered never outgunned'

[mycarsavw]

"Only the dead have seen the end of war"

Plato (not Jason)

[stevie lee]

Trust no one. Question everything.

"Making the world safer, by killing one mad scientist at a time." - Deus Ex: Invisible War

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If someone should come up to me and challenge me to a fight, I would take them kindly and forgivingly by hand, lead them to a quiet place and kill them." -Mark Twain

"Never sit on the toilet seat, while the plunger is still in it." -Steve Dilla

"We all have mental problems, it's just that some of us choose to show them." -Nathanael Huddleson

[mediaboy]

Some good quotes there Stevie...

Especially Mark Twain

[Russ]

"you can make a throne out of bayonets, but you cannot sit on it for long" - Yeltsin

[Nick]

There is no cake.

[TiG]

Tiggerai's eaten it all...?

[Dareos]

Louis Walsh, professional turd polisher - Mark Lamaar - Never Mind the Buzzcocks


If you can't beat them, pay someone who can.


and of course..... don't let the b******* grind you down

[tiggerai]

Tiggerai's eaten it all...?

bad things happen to people who say bad things.

[kalniel]

For every complex problem there is a solution that's simple, neat and wrong. - Henry Louis Mencken

[Moby-Dick]

If at first you dont suceed , then Skydiving just isn't your sport.

[Nick]

If at first you dont suceed , then Skydiving just isn't your sport.

But pot-holing is...

[greenalien]

1) It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.
2) Measure twice, cut once.
3) There are over 1000 different religions on planet Earth. They can't all be right - but they could all be wrong.
4) No means no. No exceptions.
5) A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.
6) You're never too young to start saving for your retirement.
7) You are as young today as you will ever be.
8) Common sense - isn't.
9) Buy on credit, pay twice.
10) No matter how much you believe something, it doesn't mean it's the truth.

[nichomach]

If at first you don't succeed...redefine "success".