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    Have a laugh on me :-)

    A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it.

    He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'

    'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks... 'What are the three tests?'

    'You must pay first...... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

    So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

    'Okay,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:

    First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you can't make a face while doing it.

    Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

    Third - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had sex.... You have to take care of that problem!'

    The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other ; > > things...'

    'Your call,' says the bartender..... 'but, your money stays where it is.'

    As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says, 'Where's the damn tequila?'

    He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks... But he doesn't make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

    Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling and biting, and screaming... Then nothing but silence!

    Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and bleeding all over his body.

    He says...' Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'


    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Ahahaha, funny, and slightly sick at the time.

    I like it.

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Hahaha, I laughed.

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Why are you posting on this thread Zak? You of all people should know where jokes go!


    Edit: Beaten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune117
    Kids are getting smarter, eventually no amount of parental controls will be able to stop them
    I guess we're expected to do quite well

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    Why are you posting on this thread Zak? You of all people should know where jokes go!


    Edit: Beaten
    You do know that, him being THE Zak, he gets to make threads left, right and centre, with no chastisment?

    He keeps making 'tired' threads after all... I think there's like 6 or 7 that I could find

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Maybe someone should report him for spamming up the forums....

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    An old one, but s good one, had forgotten that joke till you posted it

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    Maybe someone should report him for spamming up the forums....
    Maybe if we get a couple of more people on our side, we can stage a

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    Re: Have a laugh on me :-)

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    Maybe if we get a couple of more people on our side, we can stage a


    bring it on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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