Times When You Shouldn't Laugh

[CrapshoT]

I've just had one of these times.My daughter phoned to say she would be calling in to pick something up on her way from work,as she was going to her boyfriends before they go to the pics tonight.Her boyfriends mother was giving them a lift,so my daughter was going to introduce me and my wife to her "mother in law" sort of thing.as we have never met.Before she put the phone down the last thing she said was" and don't laugh when you meet her.
Anyway my daughter takes me out to her car and introduces me to the "mother in law".Now she says about 5 words max.I don't even know what she said.I just burst out in laughter.I couldn't help it.Imagine Joe Pasquale on helium.That's what she sounded like.I just couldn't stop laughing.How embarrassing.lol I'm in stitches now just thinking about it.apparently my daughter is exactley the same with her.Everytime she speaks my daughter giggles herself to pieces.Just as well I'm not going there for christmas dinner.
My sides are hurting so much.I still have to meet "father in law"I imagine he's going to be a Barry White soundalike.

[iMc]

lol excellent. what did she as you were laughing in her face? did she even realise what you were laughing about?

[CrapshoT]

lol excellent. what did she as you were laughing in her face? did she even realise what you were laughing about?

Yes she knew.lol To my embarassment.she said everyone laughs first time they hear her talk.I know i'm going to laugh everytime i hear her.I thought my wife was going to go mental with me,but she was rolling about laughing as well saying she was pleased I laughed first.I gotta get me a voice recorder.noone will believe how funny it is till you hear it.I am hard of hearing as well.lol

[iMc]

would be great if you could manage to post a soundbite of her . poor woman!

[tiggerai]

You're so horrible.....











.... but quite funny!

[Tom]

lmao ive got a giggle from readin this post, youve really gotta get a soundbite!

[steve threlfall]

Sound bite yeah

Imagine hearing such an annoying voice all the time

[Moonshade]

It's quite horrible to do so, but it would be quite fun to hear a piece of that. So what did your daughter say? Did she get mad because you laughed, even though she had asked you not to?

-Moon

[CrapshoT]

It's quite horrible to do so, but it would be quite fun to hear a piece of that. So what did your daughter say? Did she get mad because you laughed, even though she had asked you not to?

-Moon

My daughter laughs everytime she speaks as well so she wasn't mad at me.In fact she thought it was great that I laughed so quick.It was pointed out that it took me less time to laugh than she did.I asked my daughter if she'd record her voice for me but she said "no way".LOL. This is my 1st mission of 2005 to get her recorded.I feel a bit childish now tho.I just have to look at my daughter and say "Hello I'm **** MUM" and me and my daughter just roll about the floor laughing.I didnt even know thats what she said.....If only my camera could take soundbytes along with video I could get it as she will be coming on Xmas day for a few minutes to give my daughter her pressie.Well I've got a few days to plan lol.....

[iMc]

You must have some sort of sound recording device!

[silent ben]

http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/st...clickfrom=name

[CrapshoT]

LOL
You lot are determined to get me in to trouble lol...I've got to do it!!!! My daughter is only 16 so I can't get her drunk to get her to agree to it lol..

[Tom]

pfft if she is 16 u can get her drunk im 16 and a few drops of the 'ld alc wont harm nobody

[Swafe]

i REALLY shouldnt have laughed

i was on the bus, in no other but manchester city center, there are 3 chavvetes at the front of bus, one, not doing an impression of, but was the most vicky polard sounding girl ive ever met, she was like 'yeah but....no but darren said to me i shud box in aishas face cos were getting married....innit'

but i couldnt contain myself, id took my first visit to the trafford center, as a promotion for the new baileys flavour they were dishing out free doubles.....so i had 1...2....well about 6 in the end and it had to be done

HAHA i went....'what da fook are u laffin at man?'

luckily it was my stop so i didnt get too much hassel off them, i just got up, walked off and as i passed just said , little britain you should watch it vicky....she was like what man ? what u on crack ??

genius

[shiato storm]

time to get a recording done and post it here for all our enjoyment...perhaps give the recorder to your daughter to sneak into her b/f's house and then report back and dutifully with aforementioned woman's voice recorded on it. perhaps with her saying some well known quote so we can all recognise it...?