http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
"You're gonna love my nuts....watch this"
"One slap.....SALAD!"
"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.....you're gonna have an exciting life now"
"Watch this....tacos, freddichini, linguini, martini, bikini"
Although apparently the guy is using the money to fight the church of scientology so he cant be all bad