You need this kitchen tool!!

[madmaca]

I had one that didn't open like a butterfly....and as the slam chop king rightfully states....it was worthless

/me wants slam chop

[MadduckUK]

:/

[jamin]

I already get enough unrecognisable mush in my diet thank you very much. But I do love vince's nuts!

[shaithis]

That does look quite useful!

[Andy3536]

"Wait til you see what I have got. It's the wonder boner"
"My wife would like that"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAT2rKugIs

That just made me spit my drink all over my keyboard. Fantastic.

Boner can't have the same meaning in the states.

[MadduckUK]

Boner can't have the same meaning in the states.

of course it does


but also another one!

[shaithis]

Boner can't have the same meaning in the states.

Much the same as when we get Aussies in work who have just come over to England for the first time and we start talking about "router issues".....they have strange looks on their faces!

[5cupa]

I want of those bad boys. not very big though. but i want to improve my life.......great name as well

[Oobie-]

STopping myself from loving his nuts.
That cup thingy that you put the veg/produce into looks TINY. (ironic that I just used caps)

On that merit I dont want one!

Much the same as when we get Aussies in work who have just come over to England for the first time and we start talking about "router issues".....they have strange looks on their faces!

Eh?

[iranu]

root means to have sex. Router pronounced rooter - geddit? I think that snog also has a different meaning as I seem to recall getting into trouble with an Aussie woman when I used that word and had to explain it to her.

[Professor Frink]

Love this stuff........

[Oobie-]

Oh right. Thanks iranu.

On a side note: I like your reasons for editing the post as "spellings" when you forgot to correct the word snog

hehe....*runs*


(also, apologies if Ive been insensitive and you have a valid reason for that)

[iranu]

Is there another way of spelling snog? Two gees?

[Funkstar]

I was in town but forgot to have a look for this

oh well. maybe another time.

[jimmyt1988]

omg. Please tell me this is a joke... wait wait.. "slap chop"..

It reminds me of CILLIT BANG..

That guy is such a loller lmfao. i wanna kick his smooch in lmfao..

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your gonna slap his nuts, watch the skin come off
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That made me lmfao

"WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I JUST REALISED LMFAO...

"you're gonna love my nuts.." BWHWSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg *chokes* that is epic..

Pure epic fail HAHAHAHAH"

[jamin]

This is a family forum jimmy....... loose the derogatory comments about which side his bread is buttered mate...... Or you will be complaining another one of your posts has been deleted.