swine flu.... are you worried?

[j1979]

ive stocked up on man size tissues, so i should be OK.

edit.. the 1st option should say "yes im worried"

[menthel]

Did you get a big pot of vaseline too?

[j1979]

Did you get a big pot of vaseline too?

yes the green vaseline (with menthol)

[menthel]

Ooh, tingly!

[Funkstar]

yes the green vaseline (with menthol)

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[Splash]

I fell down the stairs and there was a big crack and a jagged white thing is sticking out of my arm. Guys - is this swine flu?

[kalniel]

Yay! More jobs in the lab

[Funkstar]

I fell down the stairs and there was a big crack and a jagged white thing is sticking out of my arm. Guys - is this swine flu?

Yes.

I'm afraid you will need to be put down. Please go to your nearest GP for the shot.

[menthel]

I fell down the stairs and there was a big crack and a jagged white thing is sticking out of my arm. Guys - is this swine flu?

No. Its Ebola.

[CaseyV9]

Should be a good laugh. Have we not already been wipped out by bird flu? I know I should be worried but, SWINE FLU?

[icanhazburger]

It's less deadly than bird flu apparently, 2% would die, but its easier to catch.

[kalniel]

I know I should be worried but, SWINE FLU?

Good catch

[shadowmaster]

The cynic in me, thinks this is some sort of ploy by the pharmaceutical companies to flog more tamiflu.

But shares soared in drug companies, including GlaxoSmithKline, and medical glovemakers. Shares of Top Glove, the world's largest listed rubber latex glovemaker, jumped more than 8% to 5.95 ringgit on the Malaysian stock exchange.

Anyhow I'm not worried atm, only when the death toll reaches about 200 and the majority of them are young and healthy then I will be a little concerned.

[Tzarbo]

I hear you can cure it by sleeping with your feet in a saucepan of umbongo overnight.

[tiggerai]

Blimey we seem to have an epidemic of our own going on in here today....

[j1979]

The cynic in me, thinks this is some sort of ploy by the pharmaceutical companies to flog more tamiflu.



Anyhow I'm not worried atm, only when the death toll reaches about 200 and the majority of them are young and healthy then I will be a little concerned.

the death toll has hit 120, confirmed and most are young health adults ..

when i said im not concerned i was lying, im filling my pants right now, this is brown trousers time! ive even purchased a FFP3 face mask which can stop viruses.