Politician?
how do you know when a politician is lying?
When there lips start moving
Politician?
how do you know when a politician is lying?
When there lips start moving
mediaboy (08-08-2009)
What do you call 600 piliticians at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
"In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship."
CaseyV9 (08-08-2009)
Politics, derived from:
Poli (Poly) ~ Many
Tics ~ Bloodsucking creatures
Perfect description really...
Why do they bury politicians 8ft down and normal people only 6ft down?
Cause deep down, politicians are alright.
Dareos (09-08-2009)
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
I always think thats a little unfair, after all they didnt lie, I dont think a single politician lied on their expenses claims, they just claimed for things they shouldnt have and the claims were paid or rejected as necessary.
But then, when you have a system where they dictate the pay rises of other public sector jobs, and try to keep them as low as possible whilst also voting themselves much bigger rises, its hardly suprising they claimed for so many things.
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