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  1. 07-01-2010, 05:32 PM #1
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    Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Firefighters free man with penis stuck in pipe
    Quote Originally Posted by EADT
    Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!



    What the hell?! Why would someone do that! He must love going to B&Q
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    surely that'd be a DIY job?
    get the grinder out yaself..
    or pour some oil in the other end and keep tugging at it? (might end up adding lubrication )
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    maggie thatcher naked on a cold day? and some flora.

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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    maggie thatcher naked on a cold day? and some flora.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw

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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    maggie thatcher naked
    Cheers...

    I'm now not going to be able to perform for the rest of the week thanks to that mental image.
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Cheers...

    I'm now not going to be able to perform for the rest of the week thanks to that mental image.
    muahahahaha
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    ... seven firefighters helped free them man, 40, in what was described as a "delicate operation".

    The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis, which took about 30 minutes.

    The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

    The man gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
    Just makes me laugh so ... hard
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    They used a 4.1/2" grinder to "free" him, , would have been interesting if they'd slipped...
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    would have been interesting if they'd slipped...
    Cut off in his prime
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Plumbing new depths.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    and his (Willy Wonka) was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
    I just snorted my morning coffee
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Cut off in his prime
    whoa whoa whoa . . . .whoa . . . . . .whoa!
    he was'nt "in" me - we're just good friends!

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    The man gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
    pole dancing?
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    pole dancing?
    run out of pipe cleaners?
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    Re: Forget the Donkey rapist, this is a stick up!

    Rodding his pipes but instead of clearing the blockage he created his own.
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