He's a sleep talking man!

[finlay666]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a c-word who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

NSFW with the language, but some quality choice quotes

[Output]

Some great quotes, but I find it very hard to believe that they're really being said at random in someone's sleep though.

"You shouldn't say things like that. my breath can kill."
"Awesome. Teddy bears bungie jumping."
"Don't eat the jelly! Don't eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It'll turn your teeth green... Like mini apples."

[alsenior]

Badger tickling: proceed with caution

laughed like a loon at this one

[MadduckUK]

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

kills it for me, cliché to hell.