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About LinkBacks....but I've just seen John Terry's car outside your house.
....but I've just seen John Terry's car outside your house.
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
Could job I dont have a gf! Oh wait..my mother is at home...ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
It didn't fall off, it merely became insufficient at it's purpose and got a bit droopy...
How do you know where I live????
Are you stalking me again?!?!?!?!
/me goes to find that restraining order...
No problem, I'm off to Dubai this weekend, I should bump into his, rather juicy, missus there while he's looking through my windows at the empty bedroom.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
This isn't the first time you've been stalking me, is it Zak?
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There was a good joke on the radio this morning about this
Will Carling was talking to the DJ and the subject came up about John Terry. He alledges that one of the players asked Martin Johnson "Would I loose the captaincy if I did that with another player's wife?".
Martin turns to him and replies "Son, I would never do that... I'd just make the whole team watch the video"
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This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
If we're telling jokes...
Fabio Capello rang Wayne Bridge to tell him that John Terry has lost the England captains arm band!
So could he have a look under his bed to see if it's there.
shaithis (05-02-2010)
It didn't fall off, it merely became insufficient at it's purpose and got a bit droopy...
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