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    Re: Bad Translator!

    "Also, in a short period of light and color."

    Actually I think that Shakespear has been beaten!

    (out, out brief candle, life is but a walking shadow)
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    Re: Bad Translator!

    The first half of the first verse to the Foo Fighters 'All My Life', after just 25 translations comes back to:


    Yeah, nothin ', but stopped almost not worth watching
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    Re: Bad Translator!

    And the ever funny: "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
    Comes back to: "Sorry Christian!"

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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Original text:

    "Why is this translator about as useful as cholera?"

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "That anger."



    Original text:

    "Was jesus real?"

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "What?"
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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Another lady gaga themed one.

    Original text:

    "I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart "

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "I am from Texas and the company should know: "I (love), children and other games like Esperanto."
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    Re: Bad Translator!

    "In West Philadelphia, born and raised, in the playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing on cool, shooting some b-ball outside of my school."

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "Cold schools uesutofiraderufia. BB Epoxy and quiet boy."
    I probably didn't get the lyrics exactly right in the first place, but nevertheless there was obviously something in there it didn't like

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    Re: Bad Translator!

    I used to do this manually, and then have whole msn conversations with the other person doing the same. Those were the days.

    I hope that Ed Balls is elected leader of the Labour party =

    I hope the guide Preferences edoboru

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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haiku32 View Post

    Lady GaGa lyrics turn out ridiculous every time.
    Yeah, but they start out as gibberish

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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kata View Post
    Yeah, but they start out as gibberish
    Bah, beaten to it ... Except I was going to go with:
    Quote Originally Posted by Haiku32 View Post
    Lady GaGa lyrics start out ridiculous every time.
    ftfy

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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Quote Originally Posted by scaryjim View Post
    Bah, beaten to it ... Except I was going to go with:


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    Re: Bad Translator!

    Original text:

    "Tossing a frag!"

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "Oops!"

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