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    DIET THREAD.....this you will all LOVE :)

    Subject: Diet answers we want to hear
    > >
    > >
    > > Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is
    > >this
    > >true?
    > > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's
    > >it...don't
    > > waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
    > >Speeding up
    > >your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying
    > >you can
    > > extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live
    > >longer?
    > > Take a nap.
    > >
    > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and
    > >vegetables?
    > > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow
    > >eat? Hay
    > > and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing
    > >more
    > > than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
    > >system.
    > > Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field
    > >grass
    > > (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of
    > >your
    > > recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
    > >
    > >Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    > > A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your
    > >ratio is
    > > one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one,
    > >etc.
    > >
    > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a
    > >regular
    > > exercise program?
    > > A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
    > >Pain...Good.
    > >
    > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    > > A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in
    > >vegetable oil.
    > > In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more
    > >vegetables be
    > > bad for you?
    > >
    > > Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
    > > A: Thicker gravy.
    > >
    > > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft
    > >around the
    > > middle?
    > > A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.
    > >You
    > >should
    > >only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
    > >
    > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    > > A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another
    > >vegetable!!!
    > > It's the best feel-good food around!
    > >
    > > Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may
    > >have had
    > > about food and diets. Now go have a biscuit........flour comes
    > >from
    > >wheat,
    > >which is a veggie!
    > >
    > > And finally ; if swimming is good for your figure,
    > >explain whales to me.

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    LOL


    I love this

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak
    >>You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow
    > >eat? Hay
    > > and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing
    > >more
    > > than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
    > >system.
    > > Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field
    > >grass
    > > (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of
    > >your
    > > recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

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    lol

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    Just to be annoying;

    1. The fitter you are the slower your resting heart-rate, thus you live longer because it beats less when you are sleeping or sitting around etc., which is what you spend most of your time doing even if you exercise.

    2. I'm not even going to start on the in-efficiencies of ruminant metabolism, suffice to say most of what we'd need from their diet is dissapearing into the atmosphere, contributing to the greenhouse effect.

    3. I'm sure that politicians violate this rule, especially Deputy Prime Ministers

    4. When you do a lot of digging and fill a skip - it doesn't take as long, is easier to do and doesn't hurt so much the day after

    5. Only in Scotland (Deep Fried Mars Bars or Pizza??? )

    6. Meat and two veg.....

    7. Worryling true.....

    8. Only if you do a George Michael

    9. Whales = Water retention

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    flawless I'll use a few words from that in all future debates on healthy food... great stuff
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    cheers - just emailed that to my mate who's a veggie

    I always knew meat = compressed & processed vegatables

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    Subject: Diet answers we want to hear
    > >
    > >
    > > Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is
    > >this
    > >true?
    > > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's
    > >it...don't
    > > waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
    > >Speeding up
    > >your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying
    > >you can
    > > extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live
    > >longer?
    > > Take a nap.
    I like that part I really want to sleep more! A very nice/fun post!
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