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  1. 04-06-2004, 02:02 PM #1
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    Friday Humour....

    An Ice cream man has been found dead in the back of his van, covered in hundreds and thousands.....





    Police say it looks like he topped himself.......



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    oh my god! thats bad


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    those Police are the ones who have had their toilet bowls stolen from the Station bogs....the Policemen who are looking for them,but who have nothing to go on.

    just as bad

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    sorry, its typical for our office on a Friday, but it was one that made me giggle andslapmy head at the same time, and thats quite a feat...

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  6. 04-06-2004, 05:46 PM #6
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    nooooooooooooooooooo

    sooo bad
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    A snake and a giraffe have escaped from london zoo....


    Police are looking high and low for them.



    A large hole has appeared on the M5.


    Police are looking in to it.

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    The police are also looking for a man who mugged two peanuts.

    Fortunately only one was assaulted.


    (proof they can get worse)
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    David is gonna throw you all off his forum if you aren't careful, lol.
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    A wig and a turd walk into a bar. Tha barman starts shouting at them to get out and refuses to serve them.

    "why can't we have a drink?" asked the Wig

    "Well" the barman replied "You're off your head and your mates steaming"

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