Women, under where?

[TechnoKitty]

Ewwww can you imagine the mess!!!!

And I can't even get my own bra off half the time so i expect boys to struggle

[Lee H]

Theres always that edible underwear

Never really been too convinced to try it though!

I've tried this in the past and to be honest it is an absolute nightmare. After about 10 mins your body heat causes the "underwear" to dissolve leaving what one can only decribe as a mass of congealed wallpaper paste mixed with fooddyes and flavourings stuck to your nether regions.

It took me at least an hour to remove while laughing ( not to mention explaining the dodgy red stains that we're all over the bedding to my parents was an absolute nightmare - but extremely funny )

[Elmo]

LOL - and this chidren, is why you shouldnt use edible undies.... or strawberry body paint.... or any sort of food stuffs mixed with the bedroom antics.... it's a recipe for disaster!

[TechnoKitty]

You'd know about the strawberry body paint Fi

[Lee H]

LOL - and this chidren, is why you shouldnt use edible undies.... or strawberry body paint.... or any sort of food stuffs mixed with the bedroom antics.... it's a recipe for disaster!

LOL but its usually a lot of FUN

doh - better unpack my Anne Summers tropical body paint kit from my "weekend bag" then hadn't I ?

[Elmo]

You'd know about the strawberry body paint Fi

*ahem* less said about that the better i think

[shiato storm]

chocolate ii bed is fine cause you both know you're going to eat it all up!! then be too full for anything after
and the edible undies thing - mate of mine tried it and said it was the most disgusting thing he's tasted, plasticy and weird. so think they got them off pretty quick, if you take my meaning...

now, i can't understand the point of these really stringy things - I mean at what point do you stop buying underwear and buy string? if any of the girls here have any then take a long hard look at them...i mean really, where has the money gone? there's nothing to them! especially if it can be 'snapped' really easily...mind you there's alway a ball of string in the house which I suppose will come in handy! [some of that really course postal/parcel string...yeeeeaaaooooww!]
no, i'm not saying go out and buy granny pants but I think myself and gf prefer the slightly wider - less "brand new a'hole ripping" thong type things - just as nice yet less cheese-wire effect. plus you can actually see what you buy her!
string? Pah! just wear nothing! I insist

oh and lastly, being on the subject of underwear...bra removal, one-handed or two? personally I'm swift enough to use just one - no fumbles but I've heard some hilarious stories of girls I know who saddly got stuck with blokes with boxing glove hands...
...i dunno how or why but girls just seem to spout the most random stuff in front of me, as in to each other when in a group... I tried to work this out and figured they realise I'm not one of those guys likely to spout stuff they want kept 'within the group' i.e. girls only. + moi apparently...
so what, have i been made some sort of honorary girl or is it merely a comfortability [sp?!] thing? what do you think?

[Elmo]

oh and lastly, being on the subject of underwear...bra removal, one-handed or two? personally I'm swift enough to use just one - no fumbles but I've heard some hilarious stories of girls I know who saddly got stuck with blokes with boxing glove hands...
...i dunno how or why but girls just seem to spout the most random stuff in front of me, as in to each other when in a group... I tried to work this out and figured they realise I'm not one of those guys likely to spout stuff they want kept 'within the group' i.e. girls only. + moi apparently...
so what, have i been made some sort of honorary girl or is it merely a comfortability [sp?!] thing? what do you think?

i've quite often heard myself say "push the hooks together then pull apart" then almost have it ripped *sigh* they should teach these things to blokes in school or summit.

[TechnoKitty]

They would love learning that!!!

[shiato storm]

They would love learning that!!!

practice makes perfect...

[acidrainy]

/me runs off back to school



aww, it was only an idea :/

[myth]

hum.. I did learn that in school!

I belive her name was Cindy.....

Could have been Nikky....

Or was it...

I loved gym class!

[shiato storm]

so many girls, so little time...
well, there's always the PhD to keep me in college I suppose