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    DOH! (Proper headslap!)

    We've just ahd a customer come in for the THIRD time returning a 14" TV with built video recorder.

    They have been in twice before with the same problem, that being that the 'video recorder isn't working'.

    Unfortunately, both times they came in, there wasn't an electrical desk expert on hand, so the customer services person gave them an exchange and logged the set as faulty.

    This guy has just come in for the third time, now very angry, demanding to speak to a store manager. Unluckily for me, I was the only one on the shop floor so I got it....

    The guy has his rant, moans about having to drive back here yet again and generally slags the store off for selling, in his opinion, crap stuff.

    I sympathise with him, apologise and set about finding out the history of the whole thing..... then I decide, to show the bloke I'm trying to be helpful, to plug the TV in show we can both see that it is really borked and he needs either a new one or a refund.

    I plug the telly in and of course we get no picture cos its got no aerial... so bloke starts off again, this time telling me it's even more broken as it has no picture at all now.

    Alarm bells start ringing in my head.

    I explain to the guy that it needs an aerial to get a picture, at which he shuts up a little, but presses on saying that the video is broken.

    I get a tape and while I'm unwrapping it, he asks me what I'm up to.

    I explain that I'm going to put a tape in to test the video player.... at which point the guy goes very quiet....

    The tape works fine, plays straight off with perfect picture and sound.

    I look at the guy and tell him it seems fine to me, at which point he asks me what I did. I explain that all I did was put a tape in the machine and pushed play.

    The next 3 minutes were the worst of my life, trying not to burst out laughing as the guy tells me he NEVER THOUGHT HE HAD TO PUT A TAPE IN!!

    He thought that 'built in video recorder' meant the tape was built in. ALl this time we've been accepting back 'faulty' machines cos this numpty hasn't had the nouse to put a tape in the machine!

    I set him straight, as politely as possible, and then he has the audacity to turn round and try and blame us by saying that we should have told that first time he came back... I told him that I was sorry that he'd missed the bit in the manual about putting the tape in, but I'd call the manufacturers and tell them to put it in larger print next time, so people wouldn't miss it.

    I'm still laffing about it now....
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Ah the joys of retail. Really the hardest part of dealing with a customer like that is trying to smile politely as you say goodbye without looking as if you're taking the mick. I used to work for Jessops, and you can imagine the myriad opportunities for cockups and misunderstandings that a camera or worse still digital camera presents....

    Rich :¬)

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    Please please for the sake of mankind tell me you are joking m8.

    That is without doubt the silliest thing I have ever heard. What did he think the big videotape-shaped rectangular slot was for FFS !!!!?!?

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    Omg

    Best laugh all day. I sympathise deckard. At my work we had a customer returm 4 PS2's because evryone of them played dvd's with a green screen. I was the only person in the store at the time who knew that ps2's were meant to do that

    Looking back maybe i should have set him straight

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    Think the word "thick as 2 short planks" describes this fellow

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    oh dear

    this is no exageration tho is it? this really did happen???

    i cant believe someone would be so thick


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    Quote Originally Posted by lynni
    i cant believe someone would be so thick
    Remembers the faulty monitor incident, the one with the power lead not plugged in.

    Yep - i can believe that someone would be so thick

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall
    I was the only person in the store at the time who knew that ps2's were meant to do that
    Eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    Eh?
    When you play dvd's on a playstation2 through a scart lead- which came the ps2 Wh smith sold at the time- the screen went green- macrovision copy protection to prevent pirating.

    Back on track

    What a lemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall
    When you play dvd's on a playstation2 through a scart lead- which came the ps2 Wh smith sold at the time- the screen went green- macrovision copy protection to prevent pirating.

    Back on track

    What a lemon
    another reason why PS2s are crap. IMHO. Lol.
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    Like others have said, I hope that isn't 100% the way it happened, as I really do fear for the human race, if people that stupid exsist.

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    OMG, thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    Like others have said, I hope that isn't 100% the way it happened, as I really do fear for the human race, if people that stupid exsist.
    It is a worry isn't it.

    The fact is this guy drove there.

    DROVE

    Now THAT is scary

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