Got an intern who enjoys spending a lot of time on Facebook and doesn't get much work done between that and Youtube music videos/Guild war 2 trailers
Tried subtle suggestions, hints, the odd light frape, the repeated light frape, the computerunlocked.com rick astley (and brokeback mountain) and changing passwords
He still keeps leaving his machine unlocked!
Any other strong suggestions?
Last edited by finlay666; 06-03-2012 at 12:53 PM.
Go all-out on the fraping.
Put a Pedobear theme on his desktop.
0iD (06-03-2012),AledJ (23-03-2012),Terbinator (05-03-2012)
Put some Massive filth as a background?.
Or just lock him out of his system... force the system to require a new password to be used to gain access or something?
Originally Posted by snootyjim
I once changed a friends start up and system sounds for audio files from a porn site for people of an *ahem* "alternative lifestyle" because he left his laptop unattended in the pub and went home... Then hid said files fairly deviously.
When I returned the laptop to him in my local I said he should probably boot it up as it'd taken a knock on the taxi ride over...
He was less than impressed, but funnily enough he set up a password and generally kept track of where he left the laptop much better after that
fire him
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Platinum (06-03-2012)
Er making someone remember to lock their computer you mean?Don't want to find you've negatively reinforced them the wrong way round.
How about:
Last edited by sammyc; 05-03-2012 at 08:54 PM.
Set it up so it locks after 1 min
Oh and he needs a "chat" about his attitude.
Easy, send an email to his boss
"
Dear Boss
I'm a moron who fails to understand even the basics of corporate computer security and deserve to have a verbal or written warning for my conduct. As such, please can we arrange a meeting at your earliest convience to discuss.
Yours
Small-penis moron"
(\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/)
(='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=)
(")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(")
This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
Screenshot the desktop. Then hide all icons in a folder somewhere. Hide task bar and set screen shot as wallpaper. No amount of restarts will help! Classic :-p
Million (08-03-2012)
i had the same thought, screensaver with password to unlock job done.Set it up so it locks after 1 min
on the other hand just report the time waster and get shut.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
What you mean he hasn't been hoff'd yet?
That was the result of leaving my PC unattended for barely 30 seconds at one lan.....and Alex disabled my ability to change my background at the same time....
Want my 'user can never re-set wallpaper or homepage in firefox,chrome,IE' device driver
On a side note, the LANs coming up.
throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
I presume he's all ready kept offering to buy the whole office lunch via email?
Secondly, lock him out of his own facebook account and tell him that he can only have access again after a week of not forgetting to lock the computer.
"In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship."
With these suggestions the intern is going to resign before the day is up....
Hoff'd, Brokeback mountain, Rickrolled... that was just today
I'm running out of ideas!
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