Most random thing you've found after a night out?

[Slick]

Slick.. that has to be a lie.. thats too GENIUS.. a digeree doo and a pimp hat

lol its true!

Photographics evidence!

The hat was from some american lass I was getting friendly with and the digeree doo must have been from a house party I ended up at after the clubs, dont remember much of it though lol

[killgORE]

hahahahaahaa. Still lies dude tis too good be true.. u must have photoshop skillz

[MiggyMan]

I have me a purple afro wig i once aquired on a night out with some ladies i know.

[[GSV]Trig]

I've had shopping trollies, hanging baskets, yellow flashing lights, road cones, big round concrete balls off the end of a garden wall, promo cutouts from pubs/clubs, drip trays off of bars, cats eyes are good, 3am sat in the middle of the road picking catseyes out..

The best one I reckon tho has to be this one, you know on some bars u get the brass metal bar going round the bar as like a hand rail thing, managed to get a foot or so section of one off the bar and back home, no frikkin idea how or why but I'm sure it all made sence at the time...

[Swafe]

i found not a normal sized traffic cone, but a giant f*ck off 1 metre tall one, weighed a bomb too

carried it all the way home (cant remember why??) and plonked it in my mates room, hes got a small room so was really noticeable, woke up, not really remembering and saw it, burst out laughing so his mom came in, whats so funny ? didnt even notice the traffic cone and interoggated us for a good 10 mins without seing it even tho it was infront of her noz


also we found a set of 18 flags, on a golf course

i woke up with a no camping sign next to my bed once, that was quite amusing

[Rave]

I very rarely pinch stuff when I'm pissed, but I once spent a day in bed with a hangover after going to the Gas Panic club in Tokyo (look it up to see why). When I finally got up the day after that, I picked up my coat to find a half full bottle of Sol in the pocket. Miraculously, despite having trudged around Roppongi for about half an hour getting lost and procuring a kebab, I hadn't spilt a single drop.

Rich :¬)

[Rob]

Have come home with most of the usual, as above.

Funniest antics though were:- At our local ornamental gardens next to the harbour, there is a big waterfall kinda thingy set into the side of a 30-40 foot slope. While we were all merrily drinking one balmy summer evening, we came on the idea of livening it up. So off we sloped.

Now, the important thing to remember is that this water is recycled. It goes bubbly-burbbly down, and pumpety-pump back up. This is where our plan was so devilish.

Half an hour (and a few more beers later) we returned... With a GALLON of washing up liquid Yup, you're there. The whole gallon went in. And we sat, and we waited, and we sat some more. After about 10 minutes a few frothy bits were starting to develop at the bottom but nothing much. With a bitter feeling of disappointment we wandered off.

However! We chanced another look about an hour later, and you have never seen anything like it! It was oosing down the hill at about 1 mile-an-hour, about 15ft deep, and slowly sliding down into the harbour. Which is a good 30 yards away. It looked like something from an old B Movie horror flick. It was amazing! A huge great oozing mass of fairy bubbles. Big lumps were getting picked up by the wind a swirling round everywhere. How we never got arrested I dont know cos we were laughing (crying) so hard nobody could walk for quite a while, we were just rolling round the floor.

I still smile now remembering it.

[mr_anderson187]

swear as the man above is my winess, After a total manic night out in the north of ireland, i woke up outside my mates caravan with no clothes on holding a cheap flag from the local golfcourse, and a bottle of martini, and some pink underwear near me (the pink underwear WASNT mine), i can sorta guess what happened as i remmebr being with a lady in the early hours of that morning, but making it to my mates caravan witha martini bottle covering my bits, was weird (and photgraphed)

just watch it guys, never piss off a woman, when your out you never know what could happen...

[Rythmic]

Hmm - only times I've ever woken up somewhere other than bed, I've always seem to have lost things. Why do bushes look so comfortable when you're drunk?

When I was a student in a shared, I came down one day with a hangover and discovered a 12ft section of guttering, which no one would admit to, and we couldn't work out where it came from either...

It's between that and the cable reel. Not a piddly one, this one was 5ft tall from a building site. - didn't even make it into the house, an irate house mate made us get rid of it

[GreenPiggy]

A pair of someone else's shoes(in addition to my own)
3 of the flashing amber lights off skips.
4 of those shiny plastic Guiness glasses they have on top of the pumps
An absolutely huge men at work sign, one of the 6ft tall jobs
A 6ft x 3ft section of wall tapestry from a nightclub with a picture of Elvis' shoe on it
A McDonalds 'Slippery Floor' Yellow cone
The revolving orange light off the roof of one of the big BT vans
A beware of sheep hazard sign.

Sure there are more i'll have to go away and have a think

[Devilbod]

From my Younger days
Other than that Police cones, do not cross tape, the same old stuff.

[Rob]

Heh, not that 'younger' if ya still have it Devilbod

[Devilbod]

lol It just cracks me up - 'Death by Pointy Arrow'