A joke of extremely high quality.

[autopilot]

Doc - "What??"



Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."



Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?



Man - "Not really"



Doc - "What about stress at work?"



Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"



Doc - "That sounds very stressful"



Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"



Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"



Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non- stop and puts me down every chance she gets"



Doc - "That sounds stressful"



Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."



Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"



Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."



Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"



Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits "

[LWA]

Nice one Dom Made me chuckle anyway..

[streetster]

that nun one... no doesnt even bring an hint of a smile to my face... the wotsit one.. hmmm bring back Zakky with his top quality jokes

[shiato storm]

The joke is based on the fact that the soap is getting 'worn down' by the nun - or at least thats what the second one thinks.

Its just not funny thats why you don't get it

no, thats not it at all...

oh nevermind...perhaps no one has a dirty enough mind