who wants RANDOM?

[Zak33]

http://www.vex.net/~smarry/yip-author.html#Milky_Puppy

I have not read them all, so I hope there's no rude stuff on there.

It is simply....random and wierd

Ul stared into his bowl of wheat cereal contemplatively. The small triangles of wheat floated gently across the milk. The wheat triangles were arranged in such a way that they looked like a rather happy little dog, Ul noticed with surprise. If he squinted a bit, and adjusted the angle of his head, he could make the cereal look almost exactly like a small dog floating around in some milk. And then, the dog got out of the milk, shook itself off, and began to lick Ul's hand.

And that was just the beginning. Soon Ul found that the dog spirit, with all its abilities to physically manifest itself as a dog, was present in virtually everything: from saran wrap to cork to clouds to stirrups to lozenges and back again, without breaking a sweat. All one had to do in order to call the dog spirit forth was really concentrate on bringing the dog out of the object simply using the power of one's mind.

ave it....if ya brave enough

[Zak33]

and

So there's this guy. He's got a knife. And he's like on this quest to stay alive. Only there's these bad people and monsters and stuff that like don't want him to. And they've got magic and high-tech weaponry and all of this. You're probably thinking, "Boy, that guy must be stupid, he should give up." Well, if he gives up, they'll just kill him, so forget that idea.

So he runs into an abandoned building. He smashes through this revolving door, and there's glass everywhere. He manages to not cut himself via skill. Some dragons chase after him but get stuck in the hole in the revolving door. Eighteen thousand ninjas drop down and start throwing metal all over the place. He dodges. He pulls out his knife. They flee, for now.

its the wildest thing ever, like, ever.

[Lee H]

bizarre, truely bizzare...

so this is what you spend your hours @ work looking for is it Zak33 ?

[Zak33]

today.....

yes

normally I'd be a bit more productive, but

A: I go on holiday tomorrow, AFTER a full day at work
B: I'm worried I might catch the flu/cold bug that everybody here at work has got and I'm going on holiday , and I dont want it, so keeping to myself here at my desk is dull dull dull
C: I dont like people today....not you lot...you're all normal...its the customers...they're all clearly mad today. So I am trying to become part of the furniture and be invisible

I just had a woman , who arrived on an electric wheel chair, ask me for a driving lesson, in a Corsa. She has no license, and cant even drive the wheel chair thing, cos she drove into a sheet glass window infront of my very eyes. Bearing in mind I SELL cars, and dont teach nutters to drive, I suggested BSM for a few lessons, and maybe come back when she had pased, and she told me "I'm going to learn to drive on the internet" so I thought I'd look for the miracle site that teaches people to drive.

I therefore googled the following words

"Nutter Driving Lesson Woman from Mars" and I got that site

Not really.

[Lee H]

LOL

I'm in a role at work where I help people as much as possible get the right parts/systems. Some of the terminology used but customers is absolutely blinding and I can now identify items such as ports etc by the simple reference of " the small thingy near that thick cable thingy...."

At least its Friday and the WEEKEND has offically landed.

tonight its drunkenmonkey night in Manchester ( 70p a drink @ a club in town ) but alas, I have to be in work @ 10 tomorrow. The last time I went out and then came straight to work I was how can I say it, slightly off colour after the burger king dinner

[Zak33]

yup....10 pints of cheap larger is ok for you, but a single burger can floor you

[Lee H]

lager ???? naahhhh its 5 pints and then onto cheeky vimto ( double port + ice and a blue WKD in a pint glass ) for me tonight 1.60 a pint and after 4 of them its goodnight vienna.

[Zak33]

not suprised...It would be goodnight vienna for everyone ....except maybe Moby or Jiff. They can.....put it away .

And fair play to them.

Moby would still be able to stand..and talk a bit....but Jiff would prosecute you like in a Crown Court, while holding a dustpan and brush

[Tumble]

lager ???? naahhhh its 5 pints and then onto cheeky vimto ( double port + ice and a blue WKD in a pint glass ) for me tonight 1.60 a pint and after 4 of them its goodnight vienna.

trouble is.. they go down like so much lemonade, and ya don't realise until ya stand up and the floor attacks ya...

[Lee H]

indeed Tumble.

I went the other week, had 5 pints of becks beforehand so I was what you could call nicely wet behind the ears

I went and had 7 cheeky vimto's in the time from 10-12 and the last 2 had double vodka in as well.

Suffice to say, I had a great drunken night and will be reliving that night soon I hope

[Michael]

Read 'Bitter'. Quality.