'Animal' nightwear -NSFW

[abaxas]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...pell-rude.html

[scaryjim]

Looks to me like the problem is the join at the back seam: wonder how many pairs go out like that...

I guess she should be flattered - had she needed the next size up the whole word would probably have fitted

[peterb]

Pity she's two embarrassed to explain that the correct anatomical description of 'bum' is anus and that anal is the adjective derived from the noun.

Although I suppose 'bum' can also referre to the buttocks.

Personally I'd be more embarrassed by her overweight body and the tattoos....

Still, we are talking about The Daily Mail....

[deejayburnout]

This is too funny.

If she had needed the size down, there would be no anal at all.

Why would you even go to the papers? She will be known in the area and her son will probably be bullied now!

[Knoxville]

So many bad bad jokes to be made.... I'm afraid I must leave this thread for the sake of the rules I'm here to uphold and review my prime directives

[peterb]

So many bad bad jokes to be made.... I'm afraid I must leave this thread for the sake of the rules I'm here to uphold and review my prime directives

Cheeky! Still, I had better not crack any more for fear of dragging the thread lower

[steve threlfall]

but was shocked when her partner noticed an unfortunate stitching overlap had spelt a ride word above her backside

Lol wut!?

[mycarsavw]

'It says "ANIMAL" all around and then straight above my bum says "ANAL". It's the perfect place to be honest,' said Maria, from Peterborough in Cambridgeshire.


She added: 'He was in tears of laughter. Right on top of my bum it says anal, so where they stitched it they had not put the I and M of ANIMAL in. It's typical that he noticed it there.'

I'm so glad she explained the joke for us, at least twice.

[Domestic_Ginger]

She looks so dreary. A jovial smile for the camwra s while holding exhibit A would have smartened it up no end.

I thought she returned it though. Why the photo evidence? :/