Pub Quiz Gripes

[Zedmeister]

Right, just come back from that British institution - The pub quiz! Brought to you from the Oak in Coventry!

We lost this week. Partly because we were crap, and partly because of a bunch of cheating femmes Ok mainly because we were crap

Get this - Called themselves the Student Nurses, they all had low cut tops and spent the night going round the tables, chatting up the gulable males into giving them the answers. At the end they nearly finished first (Suprise suprise). It wouldn't be so bad, but there was £90 squids at stake.

Thieving blighters, a pox upon them!

Ahhh a point should be made, I suppose. Oh sod it, I'm just ranting. Give us your pub quiz gripes

[nichomach]

So next week, wear a low cut top and go round the table chatting blokes up for the answers...actually...maybe not...

[Stewart]

You should go to the pub with the intention of getting your hands on a bird in a low cut top, not 90 notes.

You've got this all wrong.

[Elmo]

see that doesnt happen at The Big Wednesday Pub Quiz at the union, the quiz masters/markers cheat and mark you wrong then when they tell you the answers they're the same as you've got, but they dont give you your sheets back so you cant prove it!

And, surprise surprise, it's THEIR mates that win the crate of stella and the entrance fees.

Hence the reason i dont go anymore! *hmpf!*

[Zedmeister]

So next week, wear a low cut top and go round the table chatting blokes up for the answers...actually...maybe not...

Well we could all done PVC outfits and call ourselves the Kinky Nurses

[shiato storm]

You should go to the pub with the intention of getting your hands on a bird in a low cut top, not 90 notes.

You've got this all wrong.

indeed, or go for both. OR infact just go in a low cut top yourself so all you need worry about is any bird at all!

[Silence]

Yeah, i remember the pub quiz in one of the bars in liverpool university every wednesday. The organiser's mates always came first, and always seemed to beat us (the rock-soc) by a point or two. It became pretty suspicious when the only two times they lost were when there was a different organiser (they came last then) and the time when their answer sheet mysetriously caught on fire...