Help me think up an excuse for work tonight...

[Flibb]

What about you have OD on Viagra, the erection has lasted 12 hours and you cant stand up. Thers just no blood going to you head.

[Theo]

Diarrhoea's good, they're not going to check are they? And when anyone asks you about it, just tell them straight up, make them feel uncomfortable.

Did something along those lines when I worked at a bakery a few years ago. Still drunk from the night before, zero sleep (came straight from the club) and a case of flared up bowels (IBS). Ring the boss from the toilet at home making loud farting/poo noises, so of course he asks what the cafuffle is all about.

"Having a crap dude, it just won't stop coming out."

Day off work straight away. No questions asked.

[[GSV]Trig]

"Having a crap dude, it just won't stop coming out."

[ReDOcToBeR]

Just thought of the best excuse ever!

But as it's now Monday morning I don't see any point in telling you as it way too late to help out.