What about you have OD on Viagra, the erection has lasted 12 hours and you cant stand up. Thers just no blood going to you head.
What about you have OD on Viagra, the erection has lasted 12 hours and you cant stand up. Thers just no blood going to you head.
Originally Posted by Norky
Did something along those lines when I worked at a bakery a few years ago. Still drunk from the night before, zero sleep (came straight from the club) and a case of flared up bowels (IBS). Ring the boss from the toilet at home making loud farting/poo noises, so of course he asks what the cafuffle is all about.
"Having a crap dude, it just won't stop coming out."
Day off work straight away. No questions asked.![]()
Originally Posted by Theo
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Just thought of the best excuse ever!
But as it's now Monday morning I don't see any point in telling you as it way too late to help out.
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