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    Your moms so fat, she attracts black holes

    But shes so ugly, they run off crying to their mommy

    Then they realise their mommy is fat and ugly, and explode
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    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Yo Momma's so fat, your Pop rolled her in flour to find.....

    /muffled by someones hand

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    I reckon that one about hte belly button and lint is the best of the lot

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    Yo momma's so fat Japanese whalers try to harpoon her if she goes swimming..
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    "Your Momma' has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

    "Your Momma' is so fat that when she stands on the scales it says One at a time / to be continued".

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    Yo momma is so fat, she has an increased risk of heart disease and stroke in later life.

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    Yo momma is so fat...

    ...she stood up and they found Atlantis.

    ...she uses a jacuzzi as a bidet.

    ...she wears a G-rope (like a G-string, but bigger.)

    ...she thought Weight Watchers was her fan club.

    ...she thought low-fat was the stuff around her ankles (... her buttocks!)

    ...telling her to stick it where the sun don't shine can mean just about anywhere.

    ...Logan 5 has 2 whole pages of jokes about her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    Logan....you rock
    Thanks for that dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DArK-aNGeL
    i thought i'd already posted here, i was pissing myslef reading some of those
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    Your mamma is so fat, shes the only woman with a g spot visible from outer space
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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