WTD : your mother jokes

[Swafe]

Your moms so fat, she attracts black holes

But shes so ugly, they run off crying to their mommy

Then they realise their mommy is fat and ugly, and explode

[Zak33]

Yo Momma's so fat, your Pop rolled her in flour to find.....

/muffled by someones hand

[Grey M@a]

I reckon that one about hte belly button and lint is the best of the lot

[Stoo]

Yo momma's so fat Japanese whalers try to harpoon her if she goes swimming..

[Lead_Head]

"Your Momma' has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

"Your Momma' is so fat that when she stands on the scales it says One at a time / to be continued".

[Stewart]

Yo momma is so fat, she has an increased risk of heart disease and stroke in later life.

[rajagra]

Yo momma is so fat...

...she stood up and they found Atlantis.

...she uses a jacuzzi as a bidet.

...she wears a G-rope (like a G-string, but bigger.)

...she thought Weight Watchers was her fan club.

...she thought low-fat was the stuff around her ankles (... her buttocks!)

...telling her to stick it where the sun don't shine can mean just about anywhere.

...Logan 5 has 2 whole pages of jokes about her!

[Logan 5]

Logan....you rock

Thanks for that dude.

[Logan 5]

i thought i'd already posted here, i was pissing myslef reading some of those

I try to please....doesn't always work, but i try.

[Swafe]

Your mamma is so fat, shes the only woman with a g spot visible from outer space