worker joke

[shiato storm]

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest
of cultural diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can use the
cafeteria, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, And I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals railed, "You fool-for 4 weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

[[exit]]

That is REALLY REALLY bad, and not a good bad, a lame bad. How about:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!!!!

[klarrix]

*Dies*



(Not that I can talk, I suck for jokes!)

[shiato storm]

yes its a bit pants but made me chuckle at the irony...

[Trippledence]

A bit. Its a bad setup for a good joke.

[Mike Fishcake]

Two snowmen stood in a field.
One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

[Tumble]

Two parrots sat on a perch.. one says to the other.. "Can you smell fish?"

[Clingy]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other......do YOU know how to drive one of these?

[EvilMunky]

i like it

where do you find a duck with no legs?








where you left it!