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    Life explained in a few lines of text..

    The first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."

    So God agreed.

    On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do Monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

    The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. The dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

    And God agreed.

    On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."

    God agreed again.

    On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

    Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal.."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone!
    So there you have it, LIFE HAS NOW BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU!


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    Brilliant

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    Made me cry as it sums up the pointlesness of life, O well.

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    Life: You are born, you keep your head down, you die.

    All you can do is try to enjoy yourself inbetween. Suggest finding a lovely, smart, caring, pretty girl, have fun, and at least you did what you can.

    I've found my girl, now looking forward to the next bit.

    Hope Tigs is as well...

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