Have there been any moments in your life recently that you feel have really defined you as a geek?
I was playing snooker recently, going for a rather tough shot. I was thinking to myself "that pink needs to be pixel perfect to go down".
One of my friends once took her glasses off and said I looked blurry (well duh.) I responded with "I'm not blurred, I'm anti-aliased".
I think I'm beyond help.