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    I can better that one.

    Was talking to my mum about her website and why it would load in IE properly for some links but not the rest.

    Quote of the millenium: "But I prefer to use Mozerella"

    Cracking up laughing on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    even my mum knows google is the fountain of all knowledge.
    Hail to the all knowing Google

    [yoda] Learn fast your Mother does[/yoda]



    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Quote of the millenium: "But I prefer to use Mozerella"
    ROTFLMAO!!! That's just too funny
    Last edited by shelley bda; 19-08-2005 at 10:20 PM.

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    my stepmum just got a laptop.. and broke it trying to put a cd in the drive. she "didnt know" you had to push it down. i think she thinks there are about 200 websites on the internet as well.

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    When your bedside mirror is a nice shiy hardrive platter.
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    Oh yeah, the Z in Mozilla being pronoucned like the one in Pizza, I keep thinking my mums talking about some obscure form of food when she talks about going online

    Geeks gotta be better then Nerd though. Just gotta be
    Last edited by specofdust; 20-08-2005 at 01:49 PM. Reason: Mozilla and Pizza are not interchangable words

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    ... when you try to click on anything which is underlined because you expect it to be a hyperlink to somewhere

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    you are a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish mark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by streetster
    ... when you try to click on anything which is underlined because you expect it to be a hyperlink to somewhere
    Hehe yup, that's so annoying isn't it

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    now now Pauly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twigman
    you are a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish mark.
    WTF!? that was a bit random

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    Some good ones here. Most frightening is what someone at MS did:-

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/video...ek_speak.shtml

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