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    Women.... Are like Monkeys

    A wise man once said to me - women are like monkeys they jump from tree to tree - remarkably interesting isn't it? (and true!)

    I think that his justification is that his (previous) girlfriend jumped to him from her ex - and then jumped from him to the next.

    Strange how blokes don't tend to be like this?

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    Maybe people need to be in a relationship? (I know heaps of people who need to have someone). I believe people need to get over the previous relationship before the next one. But, some say thatit is down to time and how involved you were with the previous relationship. I think everyone has been hurt once.


    Bit harsh to say blokes aren't like that - I think they can betoo...

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    It's true though, I know girls that have got with every single one of my mates at some point. I knew a few that have done it actually. Strange though yes, but at the end of the day, they get a bad reputation for themselves

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    hehe says david with his hareem

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiG
    hehe says david with his hareem

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    Yes I have them flocking... (yeah right!)

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    Men can be like that - and would be more like that but women arent as easy as men.

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    Agreed David, maybe insecurity is the reason people do this? maybe they are scared of being alone? maybe they are looking for something in a relationship?

    I don't know

    Men too it too btw not just women....

    I hope your friend finds a girl worthy of him, and not tar all girls with the same brush


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    Quote Originally Posted by KeZZeR
    It's true though, I know girls that have got with every single one of my mates at some point. I knew a few that have done it actually. Strange though yes, but at the end of the day, they get a bad reputation for themselves
    But your so young!!! it's a part of growing up, discovering the world..... and hormones at that age are raging
    ( don't they say girls mature quicker than boys? )

    I never did... iv'e only had 3 boyfriends ( and i married one ) been with Jon for 13 years Christmas... never felt the need to go from one relationship to the next...

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    I have known a girl that could never stay with a bloke for more then a few months, but despite always changing her blokes and friends, I've known her for a few years untill she decided to not speak to me.

    Kinda sad that. Still trying to find her but not holding much hope, she doesn't keep a mobile number for more then a few months.
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    I'm a monkey then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai
    I'm a monkey then.
    Nah, you have Stewart.

    You're one of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shelley bda
    But your so young!!! it's a part of growing up, discovering the world..... and hormones at that age are raging
    ( don't they say girls mature quicker than boys? )

    I never did... iv'e only had 3 boyfriends ( and i married one ) been with Jon for 13 years Christmas... never felt the need to go from one relationship to the next...
    We're all 19/20. Not 13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeZZeR
    We're all 19/20. Not 13.
    Still barely teenagers then

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    lol, I just go from one marriage to the next Engaged 3 times, married twice, now v-v happy it has to be said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    lol, I just go from one marriage to the next Engaged 3 times, married twice, now v-v happy it has to be said.
    finally happy...?! well, I guess its called trial and error.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Nah, you have Stewart.

    You're one of these.
    Hmmm ok.

    I've jumped from relationship to relationship... isn't that the point of the thread?

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