2/ Understand a film plot <-- dont be so stupid
3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message <-- i can when i'm with my bf
4/ Lift <-- b*****ks
5/ Throw <-- came 1st at shot putt
6/ Run <-- yeah but only cos i'd give myself a black eye.
8/ Read a map <-- i've guided MANY a man around me = navigator
9/ Rob a bank <-- just out of interest, could you?
10/ Sit still <-- other than my hands moving, i've sat in the same position for just over an hour but only cos thats when i got up
11/ Tell a joke <-- this isnt gender specific
12/ Play pool <-- i can but only when drunk
13/ Pay for dinner <-- pfft!
14/ Eat a kebab while walking <--- i wouldnt eat a kebab.
15/ Argue without shouting <-- pfft, i shout back
16/ Get told off without crying <-- i dont cry, i smack whoever it is.
17/ Understand fruit machines <-- shurrup this is just getting stupid now!
18/ Walk past a shoe shop <-- yup i can do that too
19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich <-- i'm the preferred bacon butty maker at parties!
20/ Not comment on strangers clothes <-- yeah ok i'll give you that one
21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper <-- no one else uses it!
22/ Let you sleep with a hang over <-- vice versa
tbh
23/ Drink a pint gracefully <-- hahaha, cos men can?
24/ Get a round in <-- take it in turns is how it works
25/ Throw a punch <-- willing to be a guinea pig?
26/ Do magic <-- *puts a hex on j000*
27/ Like your friends <-- i like all of my boy's mates
tbh...
28/ Eat a really hot curry <-- i probably could eat it, i'd just throw it back up
29/ Get to the point <-- ho hum
30/ Buy plain envelopes <-- i run a card making business, i have many plain cards
31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet <-- 10 seconds long enough?
32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold " <-- i'm roasting?
33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends <-- i tend to go on my own...
34/ Avoid credit card debt <-- no one can really
35/ Dive into a pool <-- i used to swim professionally, ofcourse i can dive!
36/ Assemble furniture <-- i'm v.good with my hands ta
37/ Set a video recorder <-- *presses record*
38/ Not try to change you <-- if you change we try to change you back
39/ Watch a war film <-- saving private ryan is a war film...i wacthed that...
40/ Understand why flirting results in violence <--- hahahaha
41/ Spend a day by themselves <-- constantly spend the day on my own...oh look no one's about today...
42/ Go to the toilet by themselves <-- er...
43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket <-- plenty, just everything else i need goes in my bag
44/ Choose a video quickly <-- i leave it up to the boy
45/ break wind <-- we do, you just dont notice cos we dont make a song and dance about it, and they smell of roses!
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 5 of the above <--
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