How do you wipe yours?

[Jonny M]

Sigged!

[menthel]

We have a special shower attachment next to our loo that lets you squirt freezing cold water at your nipsy if you don't like to wipe. However I don't want a frostbitten jacksie, so I wipe. Nice thread.

[Pirate Pete]

i must be lucky because mostly its just one wipe for me, comes back almost clean

which is good

[Starburn]

Thanks Rimmer....

EDIT: Sorry it was Lister that said it about Rimmer.

hehe I thought that when I read what he said.
but decided not to reply.. might reveal my hard-core fanness of Red Dwarf.

Which has also reminded me.. I had tickets to the convention this year (this weekend..).. but I split up with my g/f about 3 months ago and sold her my ticket.. *cries*.. nvm..

[V0dz]

Well wipe usually, but them baby wet wipes leaves the old bottom nice and clean after a bad one the day after a keebab.

[shiato storm]

one carefully aimed supersoaker, grit your teeth and suck it up boy...

[menthel]

one carefully aimed supersoaker, grit your teeth and suck it up boy...

Are you saying yours has both suck and blow functions?

[ajbrun]

LOL

I remember being going to some sute ages ago like bored.com or something. There was a link on there to another site that gave a HUGE questionnaire about the subject. I might try and find it again, I'm sure Oid will like it .



Enjoy .
http://www.bathroomsurvey.com/

[oralpain]

Personally I wipe, first with plain toliet paper, then those moist baby wipe things, then I air dry.

I've never even seen a bidet in person, they are mostly unknown overhere, except in the case of the disabled.

on a side note, we came to the conclusion, that whilst wiping, women stay sat down, and men stand up to do the wiping, is this universal, or just unique to us? lol

I've seen both, for women.

Regardless, wiping forward is considered less hygenic and is discouraged.

Never heard of a guy remaining seated, or wiping forward.

[mr_anderson187]

wipe it, altho we have thsi thing beside teh toilet that im sure is for washing it, beedai? is that how you spell it? funny squirting up thing, anyway just wipe it, on the towel

[mr_anderson187]

How you going to cope when you get drafted and sent to Iran!

wipe it with an irany/iraqy?

[oralpain]

Why would I allow myself to be drafted? I live less than 40 miles from the canadian border.

Besides the 19 and 20 year olds would be called up before me (im 21).

If all else fails I'll pretend to be gay. No way would they let me in then.

Actually, now that I think of it. Moist baby wipes are probably not all that rare in the US armed forces. I know people that have sent them to faimily friends in the military overseas. Heck with the kind of money going over there they probably have bidets at some bases. Only the front line combatants would be lacking in rectal hygene and they are only about 10% of the forces.

[0iD]

As a matter of interest wipers, are you a folder or a scruncher of the botty paper?

http://www.toilegami.com/

[Jonny]

Actually, now that I think of it. Moist baby wipes are probably not all that rare in the US armed forces. I know people that have sent them to faimily friends in the military overseas. Heck with the kind of money going over there they probably have bidets at some bases. Only the front line combatants would be lacking in rectal hygene and they are only about 10% of the forces.

I'm British Forces and I use them. They are good for loads of things- your bum, face (cam cream), rifle, etc. The front line guys will be the ones most likely to have wet wipes. I use packs of 20 that are about 99p. Ration packs only contain dry tissue.
And I've never seen a bidet, on any military establishment. I'm sure there's one somewhere, though...

EDIT: Oh and I'm a folder.

[Yohji]

Wipe all the way.

[Dougal]

Wipe and fold.

Can't beat it.