Yeah, but not as bad as the public loo which was literally overflowing with the brown stuff.
Wipe, I like to buff the button with loo roll
Wash, I like the feeling of cold water on mi brown eye
Both, I'm a clean machine, if you know what I mean
Neither, I'm a filthy scumbag/medical reasons
Yeah, but not as bad as the public loo which was literally overflowing with the brown stuff.
6014 3DMk 05Originally Posted by Errr...me
festival portaloos are the worst toilets on earth, anyone who's been to a festival will agree, sh*t up the walls and a couple of inchs from the top of the bowl uuuurrggghhh
a good arab will clean with his right and eat with his left and if he is lucky will find a smooth stone to use
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