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  1. 08-12-2005, 09:40 PM #1
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    Joke Time :-)


    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"
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    I don't really... get it, apart from she's probably lost the plot.
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    XA04.....come over here....


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    SLAP

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"
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  4. 08-12-2005, 10:00 PM #4
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    haha lmao! that is really quite funny! *chuckles*
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  5. 08-12-2005, 10:03 PM #5
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    thankyou saucy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"
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  6. 08-12-2005, 11:04 PM #6
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  7. 08-12-2005, 11:37 PM #7
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    Funnily enough there is some truth in that ... I've seen what ciggies and drink do to people who are obsessed with it, and it aint pretty.
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  9. 08-12-2005, 11:43 PM #9
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    I reckon she's been sat on that step since the 60's judging by how she's dressed i bet she has a cat somewhere too, and i reckon she smells of wee ( as you would if you havent moved since 1960 )


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  10. 09-12-2005, 12:14 AM #10
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    lol nice, theres a few rough people around Uni too as well, looking liek theyve fought the wars of some sort
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  11. 09-12-2005, 12:31 AM #11
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    She also did a lot of tanning.
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  12. 09-12-2005, 09:29 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by XA04
    I don't really... get it, apart from she's probably lost the plot.
    /me can hear the cogs turning
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  13. 09-12-2005, 10:05 AM #13
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    Lol great find.
    Looks like my nan
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  14. 09-12-2005, 10:59 AM #14
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    Have to say XA04 not getting the joke is much funnier than the actual joke.

    Reminds me of something on wow guild chat last night that went something like....

    fool: where is tabtab?
    me: next to QQ
    otherperson: lol
    fool: uh so where is QQ?
    everybody: lol
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  15. 09-12-2005, 11:24 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    /me can hear the cogs turning
    yeah, thats the wood burning smell...
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  16. 09-12-2005, 11:41 AM #16
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    why shouldnt you get russian boxer shorts??

    cos chernobyl fall out

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