Competition....The Best Negative Feedback ever (in 80 words or less)

[aeonf242]

I ended up with

BUYER BEWARE.Would sell a turd and describe it as 'used'.Don't trust stock photo

Thanks for the inspiration!

[Swafe]

Buyer beware, seller sold me a STD and rat infested item. She even tried to sweeten the deal by sending me a jar of body odeur and a used condom complete with half a kanagaroo testicle inside.

It was tasty, but out of date.

[aeonf242]

(I'm not too sure many of these are limited to 80 characters :-0 ) Very funny though

[vincent]

-Item is considered Attrocious beyond All Belief- Please Give FULL discriptions eBay NOOB!
-Fell off a HGV trailer..... Laterally- The Damage is bad...... Naughty False Item Discription
-The Words for this product is Non Existant...... Oh Yeh Wait .....Junk -coudl have got a better bargain at a Car Boot Sale!
LOL

[5lab]

i would rather do business with this guy <link to own profile> than buy from this person again. and thats saying something...

[subucni]

Damn, i've been at work all day so missed out on this. i'd have gone with

"If i had wanted to buy a piece of sh*t, i'd have given Steve Jobs my money and bought a Mac!"




hehe.

Bres

[FatalSaviour]

Well the 'Nothing rude or offensive' stipulation just about rules me out unfortunately .

[Spud1]

You know what, i'm going to go against the grain here and say that your wrong aeonf242, and you should not leave neg feedback. [puts on flame resistant suit]

Have you got the link to the auction that could persuade me otherwise (if the auction is over then ebay links are allowed iirc)? If not then i'll just go on what you have said.

a) It's a stock photo, that in itself should be a clear warning sign not to go near the auction.
b) She didn't talk about the condition etc, and you clearly didn't even ask.

You are supposed to be an experienced ebayer (your words)...and yet you buy an item without checking it out fully first? Not having a go at you personally here but to be honest it sounds like you got what you deserved.

[Howard]

simpley search ebays users for "mr_bo11ox"

read his feedback its a work of art.

surly this must be the winner

OMFG! GR8 EBYR IMHO! TA M8! IDST ROFL BBQ 4X4 LOLOLOL1111oneoneoneone111!!

[aeonf242]

a) It's a stock photo, that in itself should be a clear warning sign not to go near the auction.
b) She didn't talk about the condition etc, and you clearly didn't even ask.
c) it sounds like you got what you deserved.

a)This is so true, but I was weak
b) This is so true, but I was weak
c) You are correct it was a salutary lesson for me and I should've been more careful. I'm happy to accept the consequences of my action (the loss of &#163;50 when I resold it.)

You're wrong aeonf242, and you should not leave neg feedback. [puts on flame resistant suit]

Just on this point, the feedback system of e-bay is far too nice, it should be full of much more neutral and less positive. I hate the way that even leaving neutral feedback will get you negative from some of the more sharp operators.
My overall feedback of her is negative, therefore I'm leaving here appropriate feedback.

Oh and I will say that she's already left 3 negative feedbacks on other people out of her 1st 25 transactions...one of these was because a standard size 16 garment didn't fit...so she's fairly trigger happy anyway.....and me I've only ever left 3 negative feedbacks in over 700 transactions and they were when people actually ripped me off...

[puts on flame resistant suit]

Hopefully you won't need that, at least I feel no need to flame you....it's always nice to have healthy debate!

[Koolpc]

Superb person to deal with. Buy with confidence, knowing that the end product is in crap condition!

[johnny02004976]

product arrived covered in pubic hair - item did not stipulate free gift

[Slick]

edit: sorry if you found the comment rude

[Stringent]

Hey guys, some of these are becoming a bit OTT.

He said not rude.

[FarmerJon]

Perfect item, perfect seller, perfect service....is NOT to be found here, look elsewhere

[aeonf242]

Don't worry about being rude, I was just trying to keep it calm :-)