Learn Japanese in Five Minutes :)

[dave87]

I got this sent to me via email, thought it quite amusing, sorry if its a repost

LEARN JAPANESE IN FIVE MINUTES

1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Gai
5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great - Fu Kin Su Pah

Dave

[Norky]

Haha, quality, or should I say fu kin su pah

[BrandX]

5 stars for you

[steve threlfall]

great

[unreal]

I have to say I'm not really amused by many of these things, but I enjoyed that one

[Ross Stone]

Haha, thats wicked!

[Hans Voralberg]

That's doesnt sound one bit like Japanese, my m8 is a japanse-english so im kinda sure. It's much more similar to Chinese. But who cares eh, made me laugh pretty hard

[Tomahawk]

Very nice.. Saw a couple of those before.. some are quality!

[Stoo]

That's doesnt sound one bit like Japanese, my m8 is a japanse-english so im kinda sure. It's much more similar to Chinese. But who cares eh, made me laugh pretty hard

Yup, 'tis based on Chinese, structure is completely wrong for Japanese

[j.o.s.h.1408]

Yea. same has unreal was not that amused as well except for the last one hehe

[scottyman]

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/track/pop..._japanese.html

that was always chinese - listen to clip above, the most famous ever
it's a bit truncated but you get the idea... digging through my cd collection to find the original

http://www.sarahandscott.com/assets/...g_Japanese.mp3
full version low bitrate so my bandwidth doesn't get eaten. early 80's and done by nz's most famous comedian - maori bloke called Billy T James who died about 10 years ago - he was a legend!

http://www.amplifier.co.nz/release/1...e_at_pips.html
too funny - I think I'll have to order this CD - laughing my head off right now