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    Does anyone else find....

    ... that rubbing warm jelly all over yourself is strangely satisfying in a sweetly sticky way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarinder
    ... that rubbing warm jelly all over yourself is strangely satisfying in a sweetly sticky way?
    just you then

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    Orange or lime?

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    If ever there was a pointless thing to post. What made you think that anyone else rubbed cold jelly let alone warm jelly? LOL! I mean, honestly..

    I wouldn't mind rubbing some on my girlfriend's belly and then slowly... okay I've said too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANFro Elite
    I wouldn't mind rubbing some on my girlfriend's belly and then slowly...
    There's always room for jello

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarinder
    ... that rubbing warm jelly all over yourself is strangely satisfying in a sweetly sticky way?
    I'll have some of what he's smoking...Yeah Baby!
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    it must be a similar experience to my g/f forcing me to use handcream - a somewhat guilty pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarinder
    ... that rubbing warm jelly all over yourself is strangely satisfying in a sweetly sticky way?
    Did David forget to lock the door to the padded room again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarinder in his special face mask - a la Silence of the Lambs
    A forums mod once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some jelly and an FX-60
    lol - run away while the running's good!

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    the jelly from meat pies is best, it has a special fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk
    the jelly from meat pies is best, it has a special fragrance.
    oh man, think im goin to puke =o lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Noni
    What the hell does "WTH" mean

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    I think that anything containing substances rendered from cattle bones shouldn't be smeared over your body, it's just not normal and that includes pie innards, bleurrrgh ( I only like the pastry anyway so i'll eat the pie and give the dog the middle )

    Now if you'd of said Chocolate........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk
    the jelly from meat pies is best, it has a special fragrance.
    Theres some lines even I don't cross man

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